If you are ready for the

"ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME"

TRY THIS!!

 

- Enter Mexico illegally.  Never mind immigration quotas, visas,  international law, or any of that nonsense.

- Once there, Demand that the local government provide free medical care for you and your entire family.

- Demand 'bilingual' nurses and doctors.

- Demand free 'bilingual' local government forms, bulletins, etc.

- Procreate abundantly.

- Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible 'reproductive! e' behavior with, "It is a cultural U.S.A. thing. You would not understand,  pal."

- Keep your American 'identity' strong.  Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

- Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children do
likewise! .

- Demand classes on American 'culture'  in the Mexican school system.

- Demand a 'local'  Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal rights and will go far to 'legitimize' your unauthorized, illegal, presence in Mexico

- Drive around with 'no liability insurance' and ignore 'local traffic laws.

- Insist that 'local' Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its officers.

Good luck!!   You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon dead.

Because it will never happen. It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the world except right here in the "United  States".

Land of the naive!

LET'S PUT OUR FOOT DOWN!!